i was smoking pot with some fat dude with nappy blue ripped sweatpants

and then my brother was there too and we’re blazing

and then he gives my brother this “how to roll” joint riolling kit with fake pot made of paper so i made this joke “did you know trees are made out of paper” ha-ha cause some people call pot “trees” (idiots)  ok then my brother had to vomit

so he ran to the dudes bedroom trashcan and i was like puke in the fucking toilet and theyre both like “no i think youre supposed to do it in a trashcan, yeah thats what i heard” and i was like do you want puke mixed in with trash in a bucket in your room ro do you wat it in your toilet

and the guys like yeah i guess i want it in my toilet

later or earlier i was staring at this girls jewelery and all this rose shit she had on
her hairtie, hairband and shirt-collar all had 3d roses hanging off them
and her jewelery was gay and her hair was gross so i just kept staring

then my mom had a gay ringtone so i turned off her phone/broke it and she thanked me

ffag

sup?

wadupbree:

potsmoker:

PHOTOSHOP PHAIL

OK FIRST OF ALL D I DDNT PHOTOHSOP MY FACE I  I PUT HAIR INFROT OF MY FOREHEAD BECAUSE IT IS UGLYY AND RUINS THE PIC FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFF

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wadupbree:

potsmoker:

PHOTOSHOP PHAIL

OK FIRST OF ALL D I DDNT PHOTOHSOP MY FACE I  I PUT HAIR INFROT OF MY FOREHEAD BECAUSE IT IS UGLYY AND RUINS THE PIC FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFF

are you putting the fat on the bottom of your jaw also becuas it ruins the picture

PHOTOSHOP PHAIL

cracking this fuckin phone